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10 Warning Signs You Are Addicted to Bacon

Think you or someone you know has an addiction to bacon? Here are 10 serious warning signs that you've got a fever and the only prescription is more bacon!Steve's Beautiful Bacon

1. You need a separate plate just for your side of bacon at breakfast.

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2. You break out into cold sweats when it has been more than 2 days since you last ate bacon.

 

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3. You keep some bacon in your coat pocket “just in case."

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4. You sneak off to another room just to have one more strip of bacon.

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5. Your idea of a romantic night in is to cook bacon.

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6. You decide to make some bacon for a midnight snack.

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7. You get depressed when you can’t find a bacon scented candle at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

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8. You only wear stripes because they remind you of bacon.

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9. You get excited when it rains because it reminds you of bacon frying.

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10. You try to hide from your family that you were looking at more pictures of bacon on the internet.