Pip the Pig Talks Turkey on Promoting Bacon

Let’s get a few things straight. I know some folks think it’s strange and unnatural for a pig to talk about bacon. Yes, I do know where bacon comes from. However, as an official mascot, I get creative licensure to deviate from the reality of the food chain.Hey, I’m not the only one with this exemption. You know those colorful, round, little candy-coated chocolates with the letter ‘M’s on them? They are promoting the consumption of  little versions of themselves. Same thing as this little piggy promoting bacon.Oh, and how about Mr. Peanut, what product does he sell? Well, you get the idea. Other similar mascot examples exist; however, there is sort of a unspoken pact between food-related mascots not to point out these things… so keep it under your hat, will ya?'Til next we meet,Pip the Bacon Scouts Pig